Childbirth, it's beautiful no doubt... in theory. Realistically it's a physical event of marathon proportions and it takes it toll on every part of your body and mind!
 
How did Emma Thompson's character put it in Bridget Jones, watching your favourite pub burn down? This pouch will congratulate your new parent friends whilst also commiserating the new mum's lack of muscle control.
 
Just hope it doesn't make her laugh too much. If you know, you know.