We've all got them, those friends that are just wild, the ones with the stories that could make a 80s rock star blush. They are the friends who, when they decide to procreate, will create the next generation of feral kids (and that is not a negative, Karen!). Basically, what we're saying is they don't have babies, they have crotch goblins, who are prepped to rain merry havoc on the world.
 
Or, just buy them this pouch because your friends are epically cool and will roar with laughter at the new term for their baby!