Christmas sweets, but with considerably more personality.

Our Christmas Pick & Mix Sweet Pouches let you choose your favourite festive Sweet Sarcasm label and your preferred sweet mix, creating a Christmas treat that’s a little less “peace and goodwill” and a little more “pass me the fucking sweets”.

Perfect for Christmas gifts, Secret Santa presents, stocking fillers, festive movie nights, office gifts or simply hiding somewhere the rest of the household won’t find them.

Choose your favourite Christmas label, pick your sweet mix, and we’ll pack it all up into one gloriously festive pouch of pick & mix.

Whether you’re buying for your favourite sarcastic bastard, the friend who’s impossible to shop for, a colleague who appreciates questionable humour, or yourself because you’ve earned it, there’s a label for the occasion.

What you’ll get:

• One Christmas pick & mix sweet pouch

• Your choice of festive Sweet Sarcasm label

• Your choice of available sweet mix

• Packed and prepared by us in the UK

• A Christmas gift with WAY more personality than another pair of socks

Need to know:

Sweet mixes and individual sweets may occasionally vary slightly depending on availability, but we’ll always keep your chosen style of mix as close as possible to the one described.

Perfect for:

• Christmas gifts

• Secret Santa

• Stocking fillers

• Christmas Eve treats

• Festive hampers

• Funny gifts for adults

• Pick & mix lovers

• People who deserve sweets more than they deserve another candle!

Choose your label. Choose your sweets. Embrace the festive chaos.