Spooky sweets. Filthy labels. Absolutely no intention of sharing.

Halloween is for children... apparently. Which is frankly bollocks, so we’ve made something for the grown-ups! Our 'Sweary Halloween Pick & Mix Pouch' is packed with a gloriously spooky mix of Halloween sweets and finished with your choice of sarcastic, sweary or slightly inappropriate label.

Whether you’re treating your favourite witch, turning up to a Halloween party with something considerably better than another bottle of supermarket wine, or simply hiding your own sweets from the trick-or-treaters, we’ve got you covered.

Choose from designs including Boo Bitches!, Hallo Fucking Ween, Trick, Treat, Fuck Off and several other deeply mature seasonal sentiments.

Inside your pouch: a Halloween-themed pick & mix packed with spooky seasonal sweets in a resealable Sweet Sarcasm pouch.

Perfect for: Halloween gifts for adults, spooky movie nights, Halloween parties, sending to your favourite sarcastic bastard or keeping entirely for yourself. Because the trick-or-treaters have had enough!

Important boring-but-useful bit: your pouch will contain the Halloween mix shown. Full ingredient and allergen information is supplied with your order.