Ah, a punny one! You are too sweet, on a pouch of sweets! This will hopefully raise a little smile on your heartbroken friend's face, either because they agree that they are too sweet and good for them, because the label isn't afraid to say what we're all thinking, or because it's filled with sweets!
 
Now, crack the pouch open, grab some blankets and whatever films you feel will help the healing.