A pouch as sweet as your dick
A pouch as sweet as your ass
You're sweet but you're a wanker
You're sweet but you're a cunt
You're sweet but you're a bitch
Cheer up grumpy bastard
Cheer up grumpy bitch
I'm sorry I was a wanker
I'm sorry I was a twat
I'm sorry I was a cunt
I'm sorry I was a bastard
I'm sorry I was a bitch
Cheer up grumpy cunt
You're sweet but you're a dickhead
A pouch as sweet as your tits
Fuck it you gave it a go
Shit happens
If at first you don't succeed say fuck it and eat some sweets
Unlucky fucky
Look at you adulting AF
Eat sweets sleep repeat
Don't fuck it up
Stop having your shit together it makes us look bad