Happy Birthday Wanker
Happy Birthday Twat
Happy Birthday Cunt
Happy Birthday Bastard
Happy Birthday Bitch
Holy fuck you're getting married
I'm sorry I was a bitch
Cheer up grumpy cunt
You're sweet but you're a dickhead
A pouch as sweet as your tits
Congrats, twat
For when you need to cry and shit your pants
Shit you made a baby
Congrats! It's a crotch goblin
Nice milk machines mama
Triplets overachiever
Twins overachiever
Fuck them I hope they step on lego
Fuck them you're too sweet for them anyway
Fuck them they're a dick anyway
Fuck them they're a bitch anyway
Fuck them they're a cunt anyway
Fuck them they're a bastard anyway
Fuck them they're a wanker anyway
