They can suck a dick
Fuck it you gave it a go
Shit happens
If at first you don't succeed say fuck it and eat some sweets
Unlucky fucky
Sweet pad bro
New home who dis
Mortgage wanker
Look at your new place you fancy bitch
Look at your new place you fancy bitches
Look at your new place you fancy bastard
Look at your new place you fancy bastards
Look at your new place you fancy wanker
Look at your new place you fancy wankers
Look at your new place you fancy cunt
Look at your new place you fancy cunts
Fucking pivot
New job wanker
New job fuck yeah
You were shit at your job anyway
What a glorious couple makes me sick
I hear wedding bell-ends
Look at you adulting AF
Eat sweets sleep repeat